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About me is about Maria, who is a supercool eight year old girl. Maria knows a lot of things and wants to share her ideas with you.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Guilty Pleasures Part Twenty-One - Maria Takes Over Completely And Talks About Love


Okay folks. Hey, are you here? Let's pay attention folks! Hut hut hut! Stand at attention like a soldier and pay attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Maria is in the house and I am going to tell you all about love. This Guilty Pleasures is about people telling, wondering, admitting and fighting about love. Have a good time folks, and watch the show! Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


First up - this one is about people telling about love. These guys are the Beatles!!!! Yeah!!!! And this is one of their first big songs, from way back in 1963, when my dad was a baby. Here we are, introducing:




The next one is from 10 years later, in 1973. These guys know something about love, but they don't seem sure. So they are wondering. Here are the Spinners asking the musical question




Okay, Dad tells me that the next one is from the disco era. I think that's sorta true. There are people dancing, so I guess it's possible. Here it is folks, the Emotions, from 1977, admitting that you've got:




Finally, sometimes people fight a little bit about love. Oh well, that's the way things are when people are pretty or handsome. So, here are Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney from late in 1982, having an argument about a girl. The both say that:




Polls are open. Go ahead and vote, people! And I'm hoping to see some comments here! So get voting - I picked all the songs personally. So you'd better vote, people! Or else I'll have to sic my Webkinz on you again!


Maria forever! And here's my ending joke:


Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't invented yet!






Saturday, May 03, 2008

Maria's World Because She's Back! Part Two!


(Part one is here) Now read it, before you can read this blog, otherwise you get a ticket! Ha ha HAH!

I guess Godzilla did show up here on my other blog after all? Sorry about that folks, I really asked him not to, but sometimes that's just what he does.

Anyway, now I want to give you my likes:

  • Pokemon!
  • Baseball
  • Pizza
  • Chicken Divan (that my Mom makes)
  • Webkinz!
  • Cartoons!
  • Jokes
  • Running
  • Reading
  • Dogs (my cousins have two now and I want one. Dad? Did you hear me?)
  • Ben 10
  • Dresses - I especially liked my first communion dress, which was cool
  • Video games!
  • Candy!
  • Rock and roll!
  • Girl Scouts!
  • Girl Scout Cookies!
  • Mr. Opheim, my cool 2nd grade teacher! P.S., he's 26 and it's pronounced OH-PIME
  • Cake!!!!!!!
  • The winter and the holiday season!
  • Kool-Aid!
  • Rescue Pets!
  • My imaginary friend Cookie Dough Craving
  • My real friends Kaley, Gretchen, Haily and more!
  • Mrs. Brandt, my gym teacher
  • Mr. Trampf, my art teacher
  • Mrs. Krejcarek, my music teacher
  • Mrs. Rieke, my science teacher
  • Mrs. Klauer, the librarian at my school
  • My blogs! My precious blogs!
  • Drawing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Cats, but not as much as dogs. Dad, what about that dog I keep asking you about? Yoo hoo, tell me about the dog, Dad. C'mon, mister! Let's see that dog!
  • Winning the Pokemon League in the Pokemon video games
  • Park program in the summer time!
  • Swimming, if I could swim better, because I can't swim because of my ears, but that's not my fault and I'm going to get that fixed so I can swim like crazy!
  • All of my family, every single person!
  • When I get a trophy, but I only have two Pinewood Derby ones for the slowest car Whaawhawaaaa!
  • Halloween!
  • Christmas!
  • Valentine's Day!
  • St. Patrick's Day!
  • Easter!
  • All the other holidays!
  • Jumping rope! But only when one person is jumping and that's me and it's not two people twirling
  • Steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Having my friends over for playdates!
  • Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Excitement!!!!!!
  • The State Fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • When I use a lot of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Plenty of other stuff that I can't think of right now. But trust me I like it!

Now, the fabulous post is over! Our ending joke is. . . .

(drum rattle, drum rattle, drum rattle)

What does Adam think is remarkable in science? Atoms! Get it, get it? Don't be shy, don't be shy! C'mon, c'mon. I rock at telling jokes! It's true! Hey, admit it, people. Deal with it.

See you next time on the Maria game show, ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, thank you very much. Elvis has left the building.