November Fans and Author Hands
First of all, as you see the title, right when you see the word, "author," you probably said, what the heck? Now you might think if kids were to write some book, it might only be five pages long.
Now it was my best friend Kaley who gave me the idea. Since she said that another girl in our class, whose name is Emily, wrote a book, too. This gave Kaley the idea. And that gave me the idea to write a book.
All right, first, let's begin with my book's title. Now please don't laugh out loud, but the title is THE MIKER-BIKER SCHOOL. The reason it's called Miker-Biker is because at this school there are two principals. You might think that's unusual, but in my story it's not. Anyway, these two tough principals names are Mrs. Miker-Biker and Mr. Miker-Biker. And the principals could transform into anything. Anyone who did not follow the strict rules would be expelled! If you did follow the strict rules, you could also turn into anything.
So there's your sneak preview. Let's get on to the other part of the title, "November Fans." Now, I bet you know why I wrote November Fans; after all, it is November, of course. Now one thing I did in November so far is I saw "The Bee Movie!" I'm not going to tell you what happens, because you're probably going to find out yourself and I wouldn't want to spoil the movie for those that do not want to know what's happening. They just want to see it for themselves. I also did my First Reconciliation this morning at St. John the Baptist. I'm not going to tell you what I told Father Skluzacek, because that's none of your beeswax! Ha, get the beeswax part?!
Now, for a couple of ending jokes. What is the shaggy dog's favorite ride at the amusement park? The Hairy-Go-Round! Hello folks, what do you have in your ear? Do you have a Pikachu? Do you have a elephant? Is Scooby in your mouth? Who knows? Hey all you species out there, what is 80,344,000 x 1 Icka-ricka-illion? The answer is 80,344,000 Icka-rick-illion, with hot sauce and soy sauce with dumplings and mashed potatoes and mayonnaise on your roof. And my stuffed animal pal Chubby says, "Ruff Ruff Bark Bark Bow Wow Hot Dog Oven."
Th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!