About me

About me is about Maria, who is a supercool eight year old girl. Maria knows a lot of things and wants to share her ideas with you.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Turkey Day

Well, you know it's the day, the day, the day, the day, the day, well, you know. The day. The day before Thanksgiving.

Well, I guess you could eat mayonnaise with soy sauce, but of course that would taste like a brick. Maybe not as hard as a brick, but as bad as a brick. Now, you know you're very excited about Thanksgiving, but there's one other thing you have forgotten. Well, maybe not forgotten, but never noticed. You may have never even known it in your whole life.


TODAY IS MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's turning 12 today. Dum dum da da dum, dum dum da da dum, he's 12 -- poosh! Waaaah for him, because now he's too old to eat kid's meals at most restaurants. But at least he's 12!

So, are you going somewhere for Thanksgiving/Turkey Day? Well, maybe you're going to hot and stinky Texas, the Lone Star State. Or you're going to Mississippi, where you'll swim and swim and try not to get run over by a huge boat, or the Titanic, or the ghost of the Titanic. Or you're just going to someplace that's not very far. Well, this year I'm back to the Cheeseheaders in WISCONSIN!!!!!!!! La la la ee la ee lo lo lo. And I'm going to go to Madison, not the town of Miley Cyrus. And I'm going to see maybe about 10 relatives or so, like aunts and uncles and cousins and my knees and my backpack and maybe I'll bring Chubby and maybe, just maybe I'll see a refrigerator come to life. But of course, that might not happen; I guess the cheese and all the other stuff will fall out as zombies and maybe they'll say: WHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Or, AAAAAUUUUUGGGH, ZOMBIES SHALL RULE THE EARTH! THE ORANGISH SKIN WILL COME OFF TO TRAP YOU AND YOU'LL FLY TO ANTARCTICA BY WAYS OF EGGS, AND JUST MAYBE FREEZE! WHAHAHAHAHA!

So there are some things that might not happen. Now you know what is going to happen next - the GRAND FINALE, FOLKS!

Jokes, jokes, jokes! Knock knock/Who's there/Turkey/Turkey Who?/Turkey scored a touchdown! Knock knock/Who's there/Grackle/Grackle Who?/Grackle made a tackle! Knock knock/Who's there/Ham/Ham Who?/Hamdingers, hamdingers, just heat 'em up in the frying pan! Knock knock/Who's there/Big Orange Hairy Monster/Big Orange Hairy Monster Who?/Ding dong, Ri Rant Ret Ruh Roor Ropen! Raggy!

Thank you for coming to the Italians Slipping Sliding Goo Factory. Hope to see you again on the About Me Show. Da da da ta da da da daaaaaaa!

THE END!

Maria

Saturday, November 17, 2007

November Fans and Author Hands

First of all, as you see the title, right when you see the word, "author," you probably said, what the heck? Now you might think if kids were to write some book, it might only be five pages long.



Now it was my best friend Kaley who gave me the idea. Since she said that another girl in our class, whose name is Emily, wrote a book, too. This gave Kaley the idea. And that gave me the idea to write a book.



All right, first, let's begin with my book's title. Now please don't laugh out loud, but the title is THE MIKER-BIKER SCHOOL. The reason it's called Miker-Biker is because at this school there are two principals. You might think that's unusual, but in my story it's not. Anyway, these two tough principals names are Mrs. Miker-Biker and Mr. Miker-Biker. And the principals could transform into anything. Anyone who did not follow the strict rules would be expelled! If you did follow the strict rules, you could also turn into anything.



So there's your sneak preview. Let's get on to the other part of the title, "November Fans." Now, I bet you know why I wrote November Fans; after all, it is November, of course. Now one thing I did in November so far is I saw "The Bee Movie!" I'm not going to tell you what happens, because you're probably going to find out yourself and I wouldn't want to spoil the movie for those that do not want to know what's happening. They just want to see it for themselves. I also did my First Reconciliation this morning at St. John the Baptist. I'm not going to tell you what I told Father Skluzacek, because that's none of your beeswax! Ha, get the beeswax part?!



Now, for a couple of ending jokes. What is the shaggy dog's favorite ride at the amusement park? The Hairy-Go-Round! Hello folks, what do you have in your ear? Do you have a Pikachu? Do you have a elephant? Is Scooby in your mouth? Who knows? Hey all you species out there, what is 80,344,000 x 1 Icka-ricka-illion? The answer is 80,344,000 Icka-rick-illion, with hot sauce and soy sauce with dumplings and mashed potatoes and mayonnaise on your roof. And my stuffed animal pal Chubby says, "Ruff Ruff Bark Bark Bow Wow Hot Dog Oven."



Th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!